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 serves today's changing nations by allowing you the chance to promote your
connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing
African American person. This service comes without the commitment of
learning about racism, challenging your own white privilege, or being
labeled "radical." In fact, rent-a-negro.com allows you to use your money and status to your advantage! In addition,
your dollars go to support the African American community...
...everyone benefits!
Supporting
multiculturalism is an important part of building social clout. These
days, it's on everyone's agenda. But how to start? Where do you find the
people to diversify your life? What if you don't know any black people?
You want to appear up to date, but just don't have the human resources.
One public lunch with rent-a-negro and you'll be on your way to being seen as the most cutting edge member
of your circle. 
"Black people are so angry,
I'm nervous about interactions." With
your comfort and enjoyment are valued. When you rent, it is important
to detail the experience level of those attending your event. Be clear
about conversation parameters. Do you want your guests challenged or just
entertained? Are you looking to create waves, or appear in-the-know? We
encourage you to examine the impact of black people in your environment
and discuss this openly in your rental agreement. What are your expectations
and the foreseeable outcomes? Are you ready? We bet you are!
And really, you haven't got a choice. The world's nations are changing rapidly. The US might soon have a black president. Who knows what could be next... black superheroes? actual black peole in commercials? smart black peple on TV? winning reality shows? dating your children? living next door? The possibolites are endless, so get prepared now. We don't claim that integrating your life will be easy, but it can be
an adventure. Our services provide you with an experienced and personable
individual who can make diversifying your life a pleasure. Just ask our
satisfied customers!
Who
are these rent-a-negros?
 
We choose only those Black people who
have a lifetime of experience in the field. As a child many rent-a-negros introduced black
perspectives into their schools, expertly answering persistent questions
about black history, hair, culture, and politics. Their work continues
throughout their adolescent and adult lives. Today our rent-a-negros continue to be
resources among colleagues, in educational settings, and among friends.
All of our rent-a-negros have finely tuned skills at fielding a range of questions and conversations. Trained at the best schools, rent-a-negros display remarkable comfort in predominantly
white settings. They fit right in even as they stands out!
A
perfect addition to any event!
How do I start?
Simply
fill out the Rental Request and start renting
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