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Our Satisfied Customers Say... "Try this at home -- it really works! You'll find the exercises very easy to follow." "Hey, we've been doing this for centuries. This book proposes a pay as you go plan." - Amazon.com Customers on How to Rent a Negro the book "Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends." -D.L., Store Manager "We might soon have a black president. Better bone-up on blackness now!" - M.P., County Employee "I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!" -M.J., Teacher "My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'" - A.P., Physician "I'm delighted to show her off!" - G.B., University President "He's so articulate and engaging. I always leave with stories to tell." - M. M., Business Owner "She keeps my life interesting!" - H.L., Artist "I took him to the country club for lunch...all heads turned!" - T.M., Executive Director "After seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME!" - E.P., Marketing Executive Who made this?

Why ?

Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up.

offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!

How do I rent a negro?

We make it simple. No more seeking out black people on your own. Just fill out and submit our Rental Request. Within 3 days you will receive a rental agreement and price quote. Then just submit your deposit and plan your event. We'll take care of the rest.

How much does it cost?
Our services are both practical and affordable. Each event is priced per hour and Type of Event. Certain bonus features are offered at an extra cost. Learn more on our Pricing Page.

What can I expect from the service?

After reviewing your rental agreement, your rental will show up to your event prepped and ready to go. Your rental interact with your guests/friends/colleagues according to the expectations outlined in the contract. All you have to do is enjoy your event and the enthusiastic, provocative response of your guests. Learn More.

Is the service discreet and confidential?
ABSOLUTELY! No one will know you are renting except you. We maintain strict professional confidentiality. Your friends and colleagues will only know what you choose to tell them... and that you know some interesting people!

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