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Introducing iNegro - the Rent-a-Negro at your fingertips!


iNegro

Today our nation, and the world is faced with a unique racial challenge. How do we admit our ignorance about people of color when we have a black person as our president? The reality is that, even though we elected a black man as the head of the greatest nation in the world, many people are still without a clue about black people and people of color in general. It can be a real embarrassment to be at a social occasion or in casual conversation and show your lack of knowledge about the people who are now in charge of this country.

"I hear a lot of people saying that Obama isn't really black, because he's half white, what do you think?"

That's a difficult question to answer without consulting a black person first.

 


iNegro

Simply act as if you are getting a text from your iPhone and excuse yourself. In a few touches of the screen you can contact an on-call person of color, receive a pre-written answer to your question, or watch a video that will point you on the right track. You can then return to that conversation confident that your response will move our country forward, not back into the pre-post-racism era.

This can also help, of course in conversations between white people and people of color.

In our new shrinking global community, iNegro also takes a step that rent-a-negro.com did not. In order to reflect all the diversity in Obama's cabinet and accommodate the plethora of requests for "rent a spic" "rent a raghead" etc, iNegro will provide quick and fast information on a broad range of people of color so that you never have to be caught in a jam on any subject of conversation. There's even an added bonus the "iWhitey" feature can be used to help people of color discern the occasional bits they might need to know about white culture.