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 Pricing
Event
Rates • Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour • Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour
• Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour • Drop-in/Appearances: $200 each • Informational/High
Question Volume: add $100 per hour
• Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour
Ongoing/Retainer
Services
• $15,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 6 Consultations) Additional
Services
• "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per 30min phone call or
email (24 hr response time)
• Touch Hair: $100 each time
• Touch Skin: $125 each touch
• Compare Your Skin Tone: $150
• Say "you look just like..." another black person:
$200 • "You're so..." (articulate, clean, well-educated, easy to talk to etc.) $250 per insult couched as praise
• Call him/her "brotha," "bro," "brah," "sista," "girlfriend"
or "gurrrl": $150 each time • Use of "African American slang." $100 each
• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
 • "Just let it go." Overlooking racism: $1500 per incident
Payment
accepts all major credit cards. For drop-in/appearances, payment in full is due at time of confirmation.
Otherwise, a 50% deposit is due upon confirmation; with the remainder
to be paid upon arrival at event. Retainer services are paid quarterly. Ready to Rent?
Simply
fill out a Rental Request.
You will
be enjoying our product very soon! It's that easy!
Retroactive
Billing
If
you have received any of the above services prior to June 1, 2003, you
may receive a retroactive invoice for services rendered. Please attend to this bill in a timely fashion. You value your
reputation, so we know you want to resolve your outstanding debts. Affirmative discount: Tally your own retroactive bill,
send payment... and deduct 5%!
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